rashidajones: gif is actually pronounced bon iver
Little bit of Britain love...
Britain: So we have the Olympics.
Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain: And James Bond.
Britain: And the Queen.
Britain: And Danny Boyle.
Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain: And ducks and shit.
Britain: And Women's rights.
Britain: And free healthcare.
Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America: We have freedom.
Britain: We do too.
America: Well shit.
Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*
Britain: Oh, also...We created the internet.
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
barrymanilowswinternightmare: having to wear a life jacket outside because you’re drowning in bitches
donnacabonna: making a typo when you are arguing with someone
rorotoss: one of these is not like the others
mothafickle: tonyllamastark: mothafickle: bulgaria where’s viktor krum i predict ireland will win though yes but bulgaria will catch the snitch
lexcanroar: the “tumblr people” vs “facebook people”/”normal people” thing continues to piss me the fuck off there are 64.7 million blogs on tumblr that’s more than the population of the entire United Kingdom, Obama has a tumblr the Guardian has a tumblr, YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL OR UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE, YOU’RE THE SAME DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER AS EVERYTHING ELSE
niggaimdeadass: mayonnaise should go in places like i don’t know the GARBAGE
edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
methlabrador: hotbabysitter: What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently. fuck kind of bus do you ride