March 2012
Caesar: Katniss Everdeen, girl on fire!
Peeta: I was on fire too.
Caesar: No.
Snow: Here's your crown, Katniss.
Peeta: I won the games too.
Snow: No.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
“Saying lame is like saying ‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah whatever, so does 50...”
– John Green (via oopsijusturiegasmed)
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